maybe i'm a little crazy

so because i was harassed by my anonymous friend about the fact that i cut off Toews' head on the photo, i decided to make another post avec head to shut her up.
so here:

i swear i'm not crazy

I would like to apologize to all of you (well, mainly my friend who harassed me) about cutting off Jonathan Toews face. She seemed very offended and don't worry, i'm not as shallow as i may seem. Don't worry, I posted the photo avec head. As sexy as he is, i'm not into him. My heart only belongs to one guy.

okay that's a lie: two guys! BUT my heart belongs more to one than the other

 

Number 1: Sidney Crosby



Number 2: Patrick Kane



my friend, who unfortunately wants to remain anonymous, also came across this:



Ryan Kwanten from True Blood: he plays Jason Stackhouse

if this doesn't get you through your day, I honestly don't know what will.

have a good tuesday!!

my worst nightmare

as midterms were fast approaching the beginning of October, i knew i had to stop sitting on the couch and playing video games and start opening the dusty books on my desk. but as soon as i touched my abnormal textbook, i fell asleep. it was as if there was a spell on each book that would either put me to sleep or force me to distract myself. i could not read a sentence without wanting to go watch a penguins game, go on facebook, or talk to friends on skype i didn't even know i had. i had to resort to something else--i needed to break this spell.
then i remembered my friend, Joseph Stauffer. we met in first year, during final exams of the first term. I heard that he was the best--everyone went there to study. So i took a chance, tried it out myself--i can confidently say that i studied my ass of and it was the only reason i passed first year.

Joseph Stauffer, you bastard

so i went to see Stauffer. the inside felt so familiar, as if i was walking into my second home, my niche. i sat down, opened a book, and i didn't sleep! i wanted to know how Stauffer could break the spell, but instead of questioning, I studied. and studied. and studied. until i looked at my clock and noticed that it was 1:00 AM. what kind of person stays up that late? well, at the time i thought the studious, hardworking, crazy kind. since i wanted to do really well on my midterms, i decided to join this group of crazies. one night i would be studying until 1, the next 2, the next 3 AM, regardless of what time i had class the next morning. this was the best idea i ever had-until it hit me. a week later, after all my hard work, it hit me bad.

sleep deprivation

i had never experienced it this badly. i mean, i had heard about it, almost every university student had gone through it. i had hope to never experience it because let me tell you folks, it aint pretty.

for the past two weeks i've spent majority of my spendings on cappuccinos, i've had very dark circles under my eyes, and i've worn the same thing every day-jeans and a sweatshirt.

it was a nightmare--something I never want to experience again. on friday, october 29 i said good to my good ol' friend Stauffer. i told him we would have to go our separate ways until december, when final exams start. i'll miss him, but he couldn't give me what i needed most--sleep.

so what is the moral of my rediculous story? GET SLEEP DURING MIDTERMS BECAUSE IT WILL KILL YOU AND YOU WILL WRITE REALLY STUPID THINGS ON YOUR BLOG.

that is all

i missed this thing.

Long Time No Post

OH MY GOSH!
I feel terrible that I haven't been posting as recently as I did in the summer! I'm in the middle of midterms right now so I don't really have much time to update this thing!!
Stats and Orgo: 6; sleep: 1
I am so sleep deprived it isn't even funny.
Anyways back to my point
Since my last midterm is October 30th (yeah what fuckers decided to put my chem midterm on a Saturday?) so I probably won't be updating this until Sunday.
I PROMISE to come out with a SUPERDUPERFANTASTIC post!!!
much love everyone!! and again i'm sorry!! :( here's something that hopefully will make up for it:

Just look at those eyes....oh man

a win at home

PENS WON IN OVERTIME. not the win i WANTED (c'mon those two goals shouldn't have happened...plus letang SHOUD NOT have been kicked out!!!!!) but still a win at home, i suppose.
since they FINALLY won at home, i think I should share this beauty with all of you:

i'm really digging his sweater. oh, and his facial expression is just priceless.
well done, sid. well done.

more to come

em-bear-ass-ing

ugh.
it is so unfortunate that the Penguins have not won a single regulation home game. I'm hoping they get use to the Consol Centre (which, might I add, has an AMAZING PLAYER'S LOUNGE omfg) as soon as possible. because, my friends, I will not write a post for this blog until the Penguins win a game at home.

see you all on the 29th of october

Day 30

Sidney Crosby

Birthday: August 7, 1987 (Age 23)

Hometown: Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia, Canada

Height: 5 ft. 11 in.

Weight: 200 lb.

Position: Centre

Current Team: Pittsburgh Penguins

Hockey Stuff:

- 1st overall 2005

- captain of the Pens

- NHL All-Rookie Team (2005)

- NHL First All-Star Team (2006)

- Hart Memorial Trophy (2007)

- Lester P. Pearson Award (2007)

- Art Ross Trophy (2007)

- Rocket Richard Trophy (2010)

- Mark Messier Leadership Award (2007, 2010)

- ESPY Award: Best Player in the NHL (2007-2010)

- won the Stanley Cup (2009)

- represented Canada at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics

- assistant captain for Team Canada at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics

- won a gold medal at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics
- first rookie to record 100 points and 100 penalty minutes in a season

- youngest player to record 100 points in a season

- youngest player to record 200 career points

- youngest player to record 2 consecutive 100 point seasons

- youngest player voted to the starting lineup in an All-Star Game

- youngest Art Ross Trophy and Lester B. Pearson Award winner

- youngest player to be named to the First All-Star Team

- youngest full team captain

- youngest Player to Lead NHL Playoffs in scoring (20 years, 9 months, and 28 days)

- youngest captain to win the Stanley Cup (take that, Toews!)

TEN reasons why I love him:
1. Let's start off with he's (in mine AND Gretzky's opinion) the best NHL player since Mario Lemieux

2. His Nova Scotia accent is to die for (Vancoover?)

3. He was a Timbit!! (awwww)

4. He scored the goal that won Canada the gold medal in the Vancouver 2010 Olympics

5. He's HAWT: he has a smile that makes me melt (ohh those lips), beautiful brown eyes, nice thick brown hair *sigh*, and a body I cannot take my eyes off of

6. He loves kids!

7. He's very modest (don't beleive me? watch about 10 interviews of him and get back to me)

8. He's always trying to improve his game

9. His knob is "not huge but it's not small" (a reference to his interview with Cabbie)

10. He has the nicest ass in the NHL (that I can confirm)

I found you, Mr. New Booty