feeling hot hot hot

the process of determining whether to pursue a guy or not*:
is he good looking?
if yes, is he taken?
             if yes, your call
             if no, refer to 1.
if no, refer to b
1. does he play a sport?
if yes, refer to a
if no, refer to b
a. what sport?
if hockey, soccer, tennis, football, baseball, rugby, basketball: refer to c
if badminton, figure skating, curling: refer to b
b. is he muscular?
if yes refer to c
if no refer to d
c. is he sweating?
if yes, is he sweating because he finished a game or because of other uninteresting reasons?
        if yes, refer to e        
        if no, is he shirtless?
                   if yes, go get him, tiger
                   if no, refer to the no answer for e
if no, refer to e
d. is he really nice/smart/funny?
if yes, go get him, tiger
if no, does he drive an expensive car?
                  if yes, go get him tiger
                  if no, your call
e. did he win the game?
if yes, go get him, tiger
if no, refer to d.
***i'd like to point out that this post is just for humor-i don't actually go through this process***